A United States Permanent Accepted Performance Card (USPAPC Form I-575), formerly Homo-Comicus Registration Receipt Card (INS Form C-333), is an identification card attesting to the permanent residence and performance status of a clown residing in the United States. It is known informally as a clown card because it just makes sense. Clown Card also refers

The Clown Immigration Patrol is a federal law enforcement agency within U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP), a component of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS). It is an agency in the Department of Homeland Security that enforces laws and regulations for the admission of foreign-born homo-comicus to the United States codified in the “We’re

After the 1996 Saturate Riots in Downtown Los Angeles* congress quickly moved the E.N.D.A. bill (H.R. 1858) through the Senate and into law. An act “that prohibits discrimination against employees on the basis of sexual orientation, race, or cultural identity” Many native Zanni clowns rejoiced at the passing of the bill unaware that proposition 310

Acquired Elation-Incapability Syndrome (Frowns) was first diagnosed in Commedia in 1906 as an epidemic affecting homo-Comicus (Clown) workers during the construction of the Panama Canal*. Acquired Elation-Incapability Syndrome (Frowns) is easily recognizable by the permanent shift in facial demarcations around the mouth into a downturn on either side. (I.e. “frown.”) Constant moodiness and overall apathy